He's Just Not That Into You!

So back to the time of me growing up in a small town. My first love, we'll call him Thad (not his real name of course). I believe I fell in love with him in Kindergarten. During singing & learning my ABC's. Well I decided to put the moves on him at nap time, we had that back in the day. I briefly remember that occasionally some of the kids did not have to take a nap, so they got to sit at the tables & look at books. Well on this particular day, Thad got to sit at a table with his cousin Harry (not his real name either). I of course was stuck laying on my large blanket that had a puppy dog head attached to it, not a real one, but a large stuffed puppy dog head. Anyway, somehow I managed to weasel my way under the table where Thad & Harry were sitting & decided to pinch Thad's butt. Well, he obviously was not that into me because I remember him going to tell the teacher & me having to sleep on my dumb puppy dog blanket right next to the teacher's desk. Boys Suck!